Jouva's Waste of Bandwidth

Ghostbusters cover on IIDX GOLD video and “lyrics”

Jouva Moufette — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 15:29:10 +0000

“Lyrics” (made up partially by me):

When something stinch, in your neighbor’s food, foo you gonna car? (Ghost busters!)
If there’s something wield, and it don’t look goo, foo you gonna car? (Ghost busters!)

I ain’t afraid of no ghosts.
I ain’t afraid of no ghosts.

A little thing, running through your hair, foo you gonna car? (Ghost busters!)
A mythical land. Slip it in your bag, oh foo you gonna car? (Ghost busters)

I ain’t afraid of no ghosts. She likes a car. I ain’t afraid of no ghosts. Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Foo you gonna car. You have girls now. Freaky custard. You gonna kill (Ghost busters!)

I ain’t afraid of no ghosts. I ain’t afraid of no ghosts.

My random UNIX fortune cookie fortune of the moment

Jouva Moufette — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 18:36:45 +0000

Good day for water sports. Take a bath with a friend.

Rolling On Laughing Floor (ROLF)

Jouva Moufette — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 00:46:59 +0000

(edit: changed from image link to link of blog)

http://mightyillusions.blogspot.com/2006/11/funny-statue-illusion.html

NSFW, but not pr0nz (sorta)

amirite?

Jouva Moufette — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:27:57 +0000

what the fuck is amirite is that a mineral?

Virgin code? ;)

Jouva Moufette — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 20:58:36 +0000

jit/server.cpp:166: warning: `ICQ2000::Sex sex’ might be used uninitialized in this function

AHAHAHAHAHA

Jouva Moufette — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 18:12:50 +0000

This stuff was flooded in channels today. This is what started it all.
[2006-08-18 14:02:42] [Irc-Stcy] Jouva fuck u, u mother give dog fuck u shit give u mother eat Jouva is not a good Owner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!is bad is suck Owner like to fuck with talk and the cock like a shit

UPDATE!
This time he’s posing under the nickname of one of our users. And mind you he PMed this to me as well.
[2006-08-18 14:16:20] [Trunks] Jouva is suck he is not a good owner leave this server is real go notther server most good this server is suck is no game and not help like a shit in the Jouva heard

UPDATE #2!
Our friend is still at it!
[2006-08-18 22:49:16] [Bot1] Jouva is suck ..Jouva cannot be owner he is a bad guys …pls tell all the ppl Jouva was bad leave this server come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spammer-tainment!

Jouva Moufette — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:58:40 +0000

(Edited/moved post)

Ok folks. I’ve often found myself entertained by text that shows up in spams to try and get around methods of spam filtering (such as Bayesian filtering). So I’m going to give this a shot: I’m going to put any spams I find amusing and post them to my blog. They’ll be available (including the first one I posted earlier this morning) in the Spammer-tainment section of my site. So enjoy!

Panasonic eWear commercials

Jouva Moufette — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 01:57:42 +0000

I forget if I showed these on my LJ before, but I think I referenced them. But here they are in a convenient to play format. Midgets screaming “EEEEEEEEEEEE” ontop of a moving car are funny.

Spot 1

Spot 2

Making of

Family Guy’s voice actor Seth MacFarlane Harvard Class Day Speech

Jouva Moufette — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 16:30:56 +0000

Very amusing to listen to and a very interesting choice for a speaker. NSFW content ahead.

Part 1/4: Introduction

Part 2/4: Peter Griffin

Part 3/4: Stewie Griffin

Part 4/4: Quagmire

The side of Bob Saget you DIDN’T know about

Jouva Moufette — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 15:42:38 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I0U4P9Imis
Sorta NSFW due to language